| Slay-cation
Day in and day out, reapers are in the field. In their line of work, it’s always harvest season. But after another season of gathering souls, even a reaper gets bone tired. So, smelling rotten like the day’s work and ready to bury it all, this grim reaper found the first available place to rest, your front porch.
We’d say it’s fine to be nervous with a reaper at your doorstep, but this weary traveler is simply looking for a place to enjoy a vacation from slaying. After all, it’s Halloween, and every ghost, goblin, and ghoul deserves to take a break from their creepy careers to celebrate. So, take a deep breath and let this sleepy specter hang around for a while. If nothing else, it m… | |