Інший інтер'єр і декор COVER

Some people don't even knock before entering. The jerks! That's a dangerous habit to get into, especially since they never know what will be lurking on the other side—like a skeleton using the can.
There are a few things you could do to achieve this end. We vote in favor of you teaching them a good, ol' fashioned lesson. Like tarring and feathering them in the streets. Or, if you're feeling semi-merciful, take from Kevin McCallister's Christmastime Defense playbook: stick a hot iron on the doorknob, set up a trigger-activated blowtorch at the entrance, or surreptitiously lay toy cars on the linoleum floor. That'll show the jerks.

Okay, okay, so tact and grace aren't really our things. We co…